1. The umbrella, when it rains - Evelyn, because if she doesn’t Theta will get distracted and move it and they’ll both end up wet
2. The popcorn at the cinema - Theta, she doesn’t get too into movies (mostly because she’s seen them already) so Eve makes her hold the popcorn so she won’t leave
3. The baby, when it cries - They both do. Theta’s had more practice though.
4. The ice cream cone, when they share - Share? What do you mean share? These two don’t share (But it would be Eve and she’d end up eating most of it)
5. The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - Evelyn. Theta gets animated when she watches TV and Eve learned the hard way to not let the Time Lady have the remote
6. The basket, when they go shopping - Theta. Eve doesn’t trust her to not add things they don’t need
7. The door, on dates - Theta. After Nine regenerations as a guy she still pretty much assumes the role
8. The other’s hand, most often - It’s pretty equal. Eve takes Theta’s hand to prevent her from wandering, Theta takes Eve’s to stay close
9. Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - Theta
10. The camera, when they take pictures together - Theta, Eve is always snuggled into her side

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Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave; Evelyn did.[ What? She was hungry.]
• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex; Theta did.[it would ruin the moment she said.]
• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit Evelyn [Hey! if I can’t show the world my sexy wife to be, who would?]
• who breaks the most phones Theta [They’re so small!]
• who dies first ; Evelyn [Goodbye Doc.]
• which one I could see as being lactose intollerant; Theta [Its not funny!]
• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t; Evelyn. [Its just dancing.]
• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed; Theta [Eve, I didn’t mean it that way!]
• who uses the computer most; Evelyn. [Baby shopping is not something she would do in public.]