protegenotconcubine:

protegenotconcubine-deactivated:

“No actually they weren’t in th—

—wow. Wow okay, now I get it. That was…that was horrifically cheesy. I’m not laughing. I’m not laughing. Definitely not laughing.”

Will bit his lip, desperately trying to hold back his own laughter. “I feel like I’m going to have to handcuff you to me in future just so I can supervise just how much you’re drinking, you know?”

“William, taking advantage of a poor drunk woman? Naughty boy.” She purred softly, wrapping her arms around his neck. “You can handcuff me any time you want.”