- The umbrella, when it rains - Theta though Helen has often considered taking it away
- The popcorn at the cinema - They don’t really go to the cinema, the TARDIS supplies the kids with any movie they want, but Helen and Theta each have a bowl to make sure the kids share
- The baby, when it cries - They both do. (Except when Emma was born Theta took care of her more but…well yeah) It all depends on the type of cry however
- The ice cream cone, when they share - Helen or she’d never get any
- The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - Usually Gregory because Theta joins the kids in not being able to pick what they want to watch and Helen rolls her eyes
- The basket, when they go shopping - Biggie does all the shopping so neither
- The door, on dates - Theta. Helen is a lady and must be treated as such
- The other’s hand, most often - Theta. She likes knowing Helen is close to her
- Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - They both did. Theta couldn’t imagine anything more beautiful and Helen couldn’t believe how much she truly loved Theta
- The camera, when they take pictures together - Helen. She’s got stable arms and Theta’s always too busy trying to plot some way to surprise Helen in the picture